Listen, and understand. Change is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever…Change, has come, so we say goodbye to an era. Goodbye to a man. Goodbye. Tonight the cowboy rides off into his sunset, never to be seen again. The game has changed. One generation grew up with Johnny, another with Dave, and the current one seems more interested in YouTube clips and celebrity pandering.
I haven’t always stayed up too watch Dave – the albatross made it more difficult as time flew by – DVR made it singular – but it was always a comfort to know that if/when I did – Dave was there. I’m not a smoker, but every now and then a cigar is extremely satisfying, and that, to me, embodies the Late Show with David Letterman.
His reluctance towards celebrity-ism and the abhorrent genuflection of an industry was reflected in those of us that watched. The set pieces, the Top 10 lists, stupid pet/human tricks, dropping stuff off of buildings, crazy street interviews/pranks with Rupert – all now American cultural lexicons, given to us as a savvy, self-contained, adult – just like his idol Carson. Maybe Leno beat him regularly in the ratings, but that wasn’t the point – It’s Ham and Eggs – days work for the Chicken, a lifetime commitment for the Pig – Leno induced you to sleep. Dave committed you to watch.
For Dave, the public drama, all those years ago, still stings the nostrils, but like Frank, he did it his way. If the best revenge is living well, then there’s a certain redemption being played out, contra to those late night wars. We won’t see Dave try to undermine Stephen Colbert and gradually sneak back into the spotlight. In fact, we won’t see him at all. That’s because Letterman’s way of doing things has taught us to expect the unexpected, and in this instance we know what the man will do. He will leave tonight, gracefully like an adult, like Johnny Carson – as expected. Thanks Dave!
In other news – it seems the other owners told Bob Kraft to shut up and sit down. No more Bad-NFL headlines and thankfully, we will not have to hear anymore of this nonsense, except of course, from Brady. Is that the point? Was this self-serving crisis a ruse to get to the real issue – the 4 game suspension? I bet Hizzoner and the rest of the owners told Bob to quiet down and we will give your Golden Boy a sentence-reduction to one game – after-all Hizzoner is overseeing the appeal and it will be another chance for Roger to happily-fall on the company sword.
Averting our attention so they could focus on the real issue(s), like the extra point. It has now been declared that the customary one-point, after a touchdown, will now occur from the 15yd line – making it a 32yd field goal – or teams can go for two from the two. Kickers have always been treated as non-essentials; in the locker-room, on TV, and now the NFL just made it worse – won’t anyone think of the kicker. I never remember wanting more drama from a kicker, it’s bad enough how many times they seem to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. It will be interesting to see how team philosophies will change going forward – for me this seems to be directed towards the Tim Tebow show and what Chip Kelly plans to do. So play on league of valor, let our champions riot in the circus to entertain us – we will be fine, as long as we have our bread!
We have learned several things about these Warriors over the last few weeks and we thought they learned a valuable lesson against Memphis. It seems they still needed reminding. The Warriors were lucky last night – no Dwight Howard and being down 16 in the first half, only to squeak out a 4pt victory. Of course, Bogut not scoring and only grabbing 4 rebounds, won’t continue – and at some point someone is going to make a free throw.
Losing the first game on the road isn’t a big deal if you’re Houston, but possibly losing Howard could be. Plus, Golden State will do better than 7-24 on open three point shots and if that’s what Houston has planned – wide open 3’s – this series won’t last long at all. If you’re like me, you enjoyed the contrast of styles of the MVP and the runner-up – it’s what I wanted to see, Ali v Frazier.
The NBA Lottery – always exhibit A, in the great conspiracy debate. “But Logan, the winner was Minnesota and the worst team hasn’t gotten the 1st pick since 2004, so wouldn’t it be fixed if New York or L.A. won the lottery?” Wrong. Now before I reach for my tin-foil hat – stay with me.
In the last three years prior – the Pelicans, Cavaliers and Cavaliers have gotten the number 1 pick – the odds of that happening are .4% – seriously .4%. As long as the cloak-and-dagger cabal exists behind the scenes, the league will never avoid this charge. Open it up, put it all on camera – show us. Yeah but how does Minnesota prove it’s fixed? Because the NBA always gives the top pick to the most obvious team and yes, Minnesota is obvious. For the Pelicans/Hornets the league no longer owned the team but was committed to them staying in New Orleans – so Anthony Davis. Then the NBA wanted to reward Cleveland for losing Lebron and to show that teams win titles not players and maybe create a rivalry with the Heat for ratings – so Anthony Bennett. But he was terrible, so they had a do over – Andrew Wiggins.
But Leborn came back and they traded Wiggins for Love. Exactly! So the reason it was clear that Minnesota got the number pick is this: The NBA wants a greater presence in Canada, (#BlameCanada). Sure they have Toronto but that team chokes like a fat-kid on cake. The Clippers will move to Seattle, (near Vancouver who lost a team to Memphis and Steve Ballmer’s $2b buys a lot of juice) and Milwaukee will move to Montreal if a new arena deal falls thru. Don’t believe the Montreal rumor? Then why was Adam Silver there to lay the groundwork beyond exhibition games recently?
So in the meantime, the NBA gives the #1 pick to the T-Wolves who already have the rookie of the year in Andrew Wiggins. From?……Canada! So the T-Wolves, already with some young talent, get a talented big man like Jahlil Okafor – BOOM goes the dynamite! Check-Mate! That just happened!