Tuesday Morning Dimes – 2-16-16

You would have thought the doldrums of the major league baseball season drug on like water-boarding seminars at Gitmo, during this #NBA All-Star Break – it has.  For me, and I’m not sure I believe I’m saying this is, I miss basketball.

Look back a year ago at what we talked about here at the DiRT Canon, it was non-stop sports news of what seemed like epic proportions – even the NBA Trade deadline was huge – remember its glory here.

This no basketball, is tension and chaos.  I’ve resigned myself to naming ravens and crows outside the DiRT Canon Bunker Dumpster, creating action on who ends up with the most discarded food stuffs – Ol’Bossy has been killing it.  Funny thing about crows and ravens.  A pack of crows can destroy an owl or an eagle, but a single big bad Boss Raven will attack a whole gang of crows and rip the hearts out of its leaders – most crows would rather kamikazee into an oncoming windshield than go head-to-head with a Boss Raven.

It’s the downtime that’ll getcha – maybe that’s why D-Wade decided to get Kobe Bryant a year-long subscription to Netflix for his retirement-all-star-gift.  Could you imagine Mamba kickin’ back, filling his days with some binge-watching House of Cards?  You know he’ll commit and watch like no one else has before – he’ll dress up in his finest compression socks, drink some fine Italian wine and dig in to “Making A Murderer” like the “Boss” he is – evermore.

+ Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh has another blood-clot scare

Chris Bosh's status for the rest of the season is uncertain after another blood-clot scare.

Bosh pulled out of the All-Star Game and the 3-point contest over the weekend because of what he and the Heat described as a calf strain. He was shut down at the All-Star break last season because a blood clot had found its way to one of his lungs, and that issue is something that Bosh believes started as a calf problem.

He went to Toronto expecting to participate in All-Star weekend, then was examined there – presumably because of the calf pain – and the NBA subsequently announced on Friday afternoon that Bosh was withdrawing from the game and the 3-point event. Bosh remained in Toronto to cheer on his Eastern Conference teammates, then returned to Miami and met with team medical personnel Monday….

Source: Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh has another blood-clot scare – NY Daily News

+ Watch Every Perfect Score in Dunk Contest History


Saturday night’s dunk contest was pretty much immediately dubbed one of the best, if not the best dunk contest of all time.

Zach LaVine and Aaron Gordon put on a remarkable show, combining for a whopping eight 50/50 scores, five for LaVine and three for Gordon.

The question is, was LaVine and Gordon’s performance better than Dominique Wilkins and Michael Jordan in the 1980s? Better than Vince Carter in 2000?

To help you decide for yourself, a YouTube user has created a truly incredible video, a 52-minute compilation of every perfect score in dunk contest history.

Source: The Comeback  |  By Alex Putterman

+ From Projected Top Pick to Struggling Reserve: The Decline of Skal Labissiere


The trajectory of Skal Labissiere since he arrived at Kentucky has been the equivalent of a hot new stock taking an unexpected nosedive once it reaches the market.

Labissiere was one of the top two prospects by every recruiting service, and both Rivals and Scout had him at No. 1 ahead of LSU’s Ben Simmons.

“As a junior-to-be, he worked Karl Towns over,” Rivals national recruiting analyst Eric Bossi told Bleacher Report. “The summer before out in Vegas, he was ridiculous. He looked like a guy who was ready to play in the NBA from a skill level right then and there.”

Labissiere had also impressed NBA scouts during the Nike Hoops Summit last spring and at Kentucky’s combine in the fall….

Source: From Projected Top Pick to Struggling Reserve: The Decline of Skal Labissiere | Bleacher Report

+ It’s All Outta Order…

Peyton Manning

Tis’ the political season and no one is safe.  Not even in your cozy little nook with nothing but your sports blanket keeping you warm.  People say they turn to sports to get away from “it”, without knowing what “it” really is and when you find out what “it” is, they go and change “it” on you, making you confused if you were ever with “it” in the first place.

Lately, and more specifically quarterbacks, have been dragged into a political arena were pundits demand you choose based on criteria no one should care about, except for performance.  The Sports-Media appears to be as much muck-rackers and click-baiters as their counterparts in politics – with equal parts of sewage-ethics and empathy.

Hypocrisy never knows no bounds and is on full display here.  Your opinion may vary by the tint of your glasses, but Daniel J Flynn from Breitbart, believes that Peyton has picked some fine enemies.

Read: With Enemies Like These, Does Peyton Manning Need Friends? – Breitbart