1. Has This Man Already Changed Our Future?
Oh Dodgers, you had one job. Since you moved to the West-Side in 1958, you never lost at home with a chance to win a series – never – until last night. You and your $289 million dollar payroll just goes to show you can’t buy championships in baseball anymore. Now the Cubs have to face a tougher road to get to the World Series, instead of playing a bunch milque-toast chokers like you. It was the perfect opportunity for Chicago to rid themselves from a curse of futility and shame. Now it’s harder for Back to the Future to be right, they gotta work for everything to earn the right just MAKE the World Series.
So pack it up Mattingly, your gone, see ya Puig, Magic please turn out the lights. This team has to start over, because next year the Giants are winning it all, as is their custom, and you can’t beat anyone when it counts the last 25 years.
Now we get endless shots of the biggest Mets and Cubs fans on every broadcast, living and dying with every foul-ball and pitch. It’s better this way, than with you LA. It’s a harvest of talent, Bill Murray, John Cusak, Eddie Vedder vs. Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, John Stewart – and if the Cubs do win, then we should just make Theo Epstein President, because what he’s done before 42 is more impressive than those other jokers – just think of the possibilities…
Daniel Murphy Doesn’t Want To Stop Being A Met Just Yet – Daniel Murphy’s Mets days are probably numbered, but he made sure last night that there will be at least a few more. Murphy pretty much was New York’s offense in their Game 5 win over the Dodgers, and backed by another excellent pitching performance from Jacob DeGrom, the Mets are through to the NLCS……(continue reading)