DiRTy Plays Friday the 13th

March 13th, 2015

News & Notes:

Well it is Friday the 13th and so we wanted to do something a little different today as we look to kickoff the St. Patrick’s Day party with some NBA fun tonight.  Below you will find a Free Roll that we have put together with DraftKings that is designed for only beginners.  You can click on any game, banner or highlighted phrase to be taken to the proper location.  This means if you have NEVER played on Draftkings before tonight is your night.  It cost you nothing to enter and if you click here or just go to our DiRTy Plays Week of March 9th page we will tell you how to win at this contest.  Once you win some money tonight, come back and visit us next week as our lineup optimizer will be ready for you to use and not only will we will analyze your daily DiRTy plays for DraftKings but Fan Duel as well, we always provide insight into why you should stick with certain players.  We will be adding a new segment next week that will also outline some of those guys that you should shy away from and why that is so look for that new segment.  Now let us me show you how we are doing as we don’t just provide info we play too so yes, we put our money where our mouth is so you can trust our analysis and results thereafter.

Fan Duel Earnings:

  • Started with $100 deposit on January 16th, 2015.
  • Earnings through March 11th, 2015 are $2,557
  • Profit from the week of March 9ththus far is a total of $389.50 as we have looked to increase our overall number of entries and entry fee contests to validate results on all levels of players.

Fan Duel Top Tournament Results from March 12th:

  • 310 (3460 of 22986) – $1 Entry/$2.50 Won x2 (Late Night Contest)
  • 7 (10440 of 86206) – $1 Entry/$2.50 Won x2 (NBA Swat)
  • 6 (20 of 181) – $25 Entry/$125 Won (Quintuple Up)
  • 7 (1071 of 11494) – $25 Entry/$55 Won (Super Slam)

***Won $190 gross, spent $60 and profited $130***

DraftKings Earnings:

  • Started with a $50 deposit on February 15th, 2015.
  • Earnings through March 11th, 2015 are $503.57
  • Profit for the week of March 9th thus far is $39.42

Results from March 12th, 2015

  • 331 (699 of 38260) – $3 Entry/$12.17 Won (Sharpshooter Contest)

***Won $12.17 gross, spent $3 and profited $9.17***

Games to Play Tonight


Just click on the one of the links above and you will be directed to these contests and you can start making a profit.

3rd Stone from the Sun

Beware the Ides of March – I’m a Hustler of Culture

History has shown that tragedy strikes frequently in March – it has never failed to bring fear, grief and extremely tangible losses – we always say this year will be different.  But as gamblers, it’s a time of rooted sludge, foul treason and guaranteed personal implosion.  It’s not quite spring and I get the creeps everytime I look at the calendar….big tree fall hard.  Even astrologers will tell you that March is a time to lay low and too beware taking risks, because March is ruled by Mars – the Sun is in Pisces, which is the worst time of the year to make decisions – just ask Caesaret tu brute?  Those decisions are sure to be made for emotional disturbances, rather than logic or rational thought.  Stupidity might be the new law of the universe.

Our culture has gone from civil debate, to twitter trolls, to the guy on Wheel of Fortune asking if he could make an “on-the-spot-dice-spin”?  You wonder if intelligence has become a liability to only be answered by a single word: MEH.  Morons, out in force, making left hand turns from right-hand lanes so they can pay for tacos in a drive thru with a check – “I have to have more money – I have more checks.”  You ask what happened?  What happened, is first…..uh 7?  It seems the break down is in education, with mandatory testing, lamenting we leave no child behind – only to leave our kids barely being qualified to run the ‘whack-a-mole’ at the traveling circus.

You could say we are at the fork in the road and it’s time to eat.  To the left you got books and to the right you have technology.  I’m wanting to take the hard left – but that sweet-digital-voice is telling you that technology will make it better – meaning less work, less thought, more stupid and soon it will no longer be just the King who shit himself.  We all will line up and take instruction from the giant LED screen and as long as we follow along, they might actually let us keep the little piece of our brain in a jar to take home.  Don’t believe me?  They still keep talking about how a man will be able to make love to any woman he sees on TV thru virtual reality – and you know it’s all over then, because being unemployed won’t be so bad when you can spend the $19.99 of your unemployment check to insert yourself into the latest bacchanal on Game of Thrones, or bang the Carl’s Jr spokes model in-between late night re-runs of the Simpsons.  It will make crack look like bottled water.

Brainstorm – 1983

That brings it full-circle to US – the degenerate gamblers – we know the terrible truth that March is truly the month of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament – and we know what that means, don’t we? Yes sir.  It’s the wheat from the chafe – it’s the belief that you know more than the other mouth-breathers – the realization that technology can help you pick a better bracket – it won’t.  The game is rigged, and that little piece of brain they let you keep – you needed that.  Even for the coolest and calmest Professional Risk taker it becomes extremely dangerous territory – less for the emotionally berserk amateurs with ‘home team fever’ – those poor bastards are doomed – It is a mathematical certainty – like musical chairs with only one chair.  Do you want to see the scars on my soul from past gambling disasters that never healed?  Want proof that scars on a man’s soul are real?  Ask any Kentucky fan anytime he sees the word “Duke.” #1992

March is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans.  There’s no such thing as a gentleman’s gambler, no matter how much cognac (VSXOP please) you drink when the big dance rolls around.  All sheep will be fleeced, all fools punished…even your good friends will turn into harpies – they watch you intensely for any sign of emotional commitment to your bets, and then jump on you like a “john” on dollar day.  Loyalty is a fatal weakness in this game – it’s an open invitation to a beating.  I have been aware of it for years now and I am quick to take advantage when I see it in others.  Any Jackass who will bet his heart instead of his head on tournament games is either a brindled stooge or temporarily deranged – and all suckers are fair game, especially when they are crazy.  While I preach it, for some sick reason, I have never been fully able to cure myself of it, even though the pain it brings is swift and unmerciful.

So a better tournament-mouse-trap is being built for production on Monday – for we are the wolves, and for now, we have the directions off the yellow brick road, thru the back door to OZ.  We will walk into their homes, their places of business, and their watering holes – placing ourselves on our rightful throne of sagacious wisdom, laughing like a gang of hyenas – Lounging in our Olympic-sized-middle-finger-pool filled with Evian; while having the guy who licks our cars clean, beat the 3rd world orphan boy, because he was late walking our pure-bred-hip-dysplas’ed toy pinscher with our new Callaway platinum putter – we club them all like baby seals, careful to not get blood on our freshly manicured mink lawn.  Huzzah!

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