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Amarillo by mornin’…

Driving, on my way back to the ‘Bunker’ and I drive by this at the Cadillac Ranch.  Ive got a few hours left to get home and as I eat my truck-stop breakfast; I have no idea where the “so-called” Helium fields are…I’m still stunned that there are actually Helium fields and that Amarillo (yellow in spanish) was the Helium Capital of the world and now is the only nuclear assembly/disassembly facility in the country.  So it got me thinkin about end of the world type stuff in my post-fog-of-shame about what would have happened if the ‘Monstars’ won, and why did I forget Jordan’s birthday.

Say what you want about any basketball player on Mount Rushmore – remove the titles, MVP’s, highlights and no one BUT Michael Jeffrey Jordan could have saved Earth from alien-carnies.  The purity of it all is seen, if you watch Space Jam backwards. It’s a fictional story about how Michael Jordan gave up being the best basketball player in the universe to be incredibly awful at baseball. Oh wait…

In honor of his Air-ness turning 51 on Tuesday:

Yesterday was also the day in 1885 that The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was published.  Side note, Dr. Dre turned 50 yesterday as well.

Speaking of birthdays, tomorrow Kurt Cobain would have been 48…

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…and on Sunday it will the 35 anniversary of this…

 

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Well, I got to get back on the road – not eager to find out what the working-girl-morning-shift looks like around here, if you wrangle my drift…I did hear from the caretaker about the guy locked in my…ehhh I mean working in the basement under his own free will about basketball – word is he’s almost done and should have something for us in a few weeks – which is good because he could use a shower and some sunlight.